Saturday, October 24, 2015

WTF was happening in sandboxes in the 50's?!


Have a look at this bucket loader toy.  Seriously, look at this thing!  This aint your daddy's sandbox toy.  Actually, if your dad was a baby boomer, then it might have been, but that's beside the point!  This incredible toy was manufactured by Doepke Model Toys from Cincinnati Ohio in the 1950's.  It's BIG, heavy, made of rusty steel, and it has dangerous pinch points and sharp edges.  All these wonderful features, combined with a sophisticated chain-driven mechanism, make it so damn cool that I get mad just knowing that I was deprived of toys like this in my era.




I decided that pictures alone didn't capture how awesome this toy is, so I made the following dorky video to illustrate the point.  Enjoy!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Happy Back to the Future Day!



The big day is finally here.  Today is the day that Marty McFly arrives, when he travels to the future in Back to the Future II.  The exact date: October 21, 2015 at 4:29 pm, exactly thirty years after his adventure in 1985 took place as portrayed in the first film.



When Back to the Future (BTTF) part II was released in 1989, it was definitely a must-see for me.  After all, I was a huge fan of the original movie.  Unfortunately, I wound up feeling a bit betrayed when it wasn't really a complete story and I got a big "to be continued..." slapped in my face.  It turns out that the director, Robert Zemeckis, actually fought with Amblin Entertainment about this.  While Amblin wanted to advertise the second movie as a complete story, Zemeckis insisted that they honestly portray it as the next installment of a continuing story.  In the end, Zemeckis lost the fight and Amblin released trailers that gave no indication of the continuing saga.  Many BTTF fans were put off by the surprise up-sell to make us watch the third film.  I really think that if Zemeckis had prevailed, it would have changed my feelings about the second and third films.  Perhaps I wouldn't have felt as "nickled-and-dimed."   Either way, I have finally warmed up to these movies years later.  


Since I am a fan of steam engines, it is hard not to enjoy the final part of this trilogy.  The climactic action sequence In BTTF part III takes place aboard a steam locomotive that is being used to push the time traveling DeLorean up to 88 mph.  That's pretty f-ing cool, and so is today's toy.



This toy is made by the company Diamond Select.  It is a 1:15 scale representation of the DeLorean time machine as it appeared in the third film.  This is the version that is equipped with railroad wheels.  When I heard about this toy I crunched a few numbers to determine what gauge (distance between the rails) of railroad track it might fit.  If this model was true to scale, it would fit a track gauge of 3.7666666666666666."  I happened to have a garden railroad with two "ride-on" live steam track gauges: 4.75" and 3.5"  I figured that the Diamond select toy would fall somewhere between these, so I went ahead and ordered one.



When it arrived, I quickly opened it up and grabbed my ruler to see how accurate the toy designers at Diamond Select had been with the track gauge.  It turned out, not very.  It was clear that they made decisions based on how they thought the toy should look, instead of actual scale measurements.  The front wheels had a narrower track width than the rear, which made absolutely no sense for a railroad vehicle.  The good news was that the rear axle measured out to exactly 4.75" gauge.  While this is way too wide a gauge for the scale of the vehicle, it did happen to be one of the gauges on my railroad.  The front wheels measured closer to 4.5" gauge.  With some twisting and pulling, I was able to spread them to match the rear axle.  The other problem was that the front wheels were smaller diameter than the rear.  On the actual movie car they used rail-car wheels that were the same diameter front and rear.  This again seemed like an aesthetic choice on the toy at the expense of accuracy.



Aside from these minor issues, this toy is pretty nice.  The detail level is good and it has some fun lights and sounds that simulate time travel and other movie "moments."  I shot the photos for today's post on my garden railroad.  I'm probably the only lunatic out there who has a railroad on-which to display this toy so I hope you enjoy the pics.  The nice thing about displaying this toy on my railroad is that it doesn't matter what era my modeling depicts because a time machine is always "period correct."  Full steam ahead!



Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Traditional Chinese Aliens Brush Painting


  
It is an unexpected melding of genres that somehow, just works.  No, I'm not talking about Indian curry burritos or Korean short rib tacos, (why am I not talking about those things?) I am talking about this incredibly bad ass Aliens brush painting by Taiwanese artist Peter Lee which blends traditional Chinese painting with a legendary sci-fi creature design.


This year I celebrated my 40th birthday.  Many people this age are busy researching what sort of ball cap they will be wearing to prevent sunburn to their balding scalp whilst driving their Mazda Miata.  I, on the other hand, was anticipating the arrival of my wife's generous gift of this original commissioned painting.  That's right, this beautiful (and huge) original painting is now officially part of the expanding Toy of the Week art gallery.

Mr. Lee has done several of these Aliens paintings.  This video shows him in action creating a similar masterpiece.  


The fluid and gestural brush strokes of this type of traditional painting work incredibly well with the forms of the alien creatures.  It takes a skilled and deliberate hand to execute these types of paintings.  When a stroke goes down it cannot be removed or reworked.


What makes this piece even more astoundingly bad ass is the calligraphy of a Chinese proverb on the left portion of the painting.  The ancient proverb roughly corresponds to this quote from Ridley Scott's original Alien movie:

Ash: "I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."



The proverb basically says it is the right of every living thing in this universe to seek survival and carve out a niche for themselves in the world. It is a very pure pursuit. The quote wishes whoever receives the painting to have luck in the goals and pursuits in their own lives.

In the movie Alien, Ash also described the creature as a "perfect organism."  This beautiful painting by Mr. Lee is also perfect.  The only problem is, at approximately 60" long, it is so damn big that I think I my wife and I need to buy a new house to display it!

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Re-enact the excitement of the worlds largest wholesale fish market!


Let's face it, Japan is the mecca of interesting toys.  For geeks, it is one of the most magical destinations imaginable.  The truth is though, Japan is magical for many reasons.  Any place where sushi is available for breakfast, ninjas really existed, and beer can be found in vending machines, has got to be special, right?  I have countless stories to share about how unbelievably awesome Japan is.  Today's toy scratches one of those stories off the list.


My wife and I arrived at Narita airport at an absurdly early hour on Sunday, June 24, 2007.  It was probably 4:00 am.  We were delirious from travel.  In the train station at the airport, I'm pretty sure I saw the seats in an adjacent train car completely rearrange themselves with no human in sight, although my sub-par state of consciousness made me feel like I could have been imagining it.  When we finally got to the hotel, I think I hallucinated seeing a pink and blue chicken on the streets of Tokyo.  I would be convinced that this was travel stupor- induced delirium, if not for the photographic evidence.  

"Am I actually seeing this? Oh... that's right, I'm in Japan, so, yes."

We attempted to grab some sleep, but in the end, we were too jet lagged and too excited.  So, we packed up our gear and headed out to the world-famous Tsukiji Fish market in central Tokyo.  It is not only the biggest wholesale fish market in the world, it is one of the biggest food markets of any kind.  Tsukiji has become infamous for record-setting tuna auctions.  In January 2013, the all-time record was set when a single tuna sold for $1.76 million.

The alleyways of the market are swarming with people and activity.  Large tubs of fish and ice are everywhere, and you must constantly be on alert not to get run over by forklifts and small 3-wheeled utility trucks.  The design of these utility trucks is pretty clever.  Imagine a surfboard-sized platform on three wheels with a large trash can-like housing on top.  Inside the "trash can" is a small motor attached to the single steerable wheel under the front part of the platform.  The driver stands atop the platform gripping a large steering wheel mounted to the rim of the "trash can."  This setup allows the vehicle to maneuver effectively through crowded alleyways of frozen fish.



These quirky and clever conveyances captivated me.  I shot the above video to document the interesting design, but I also wanted to illustrate how many of them occupied a small area of the market at a given moment.  My wife and I had to wait for several minutes before a small opening appeared between the zooming vehicles so we could dart across the roadway.

After we successfully made it across, without being run down, we began walking the aisles of retail shops and restaurants, looking for a place to have breakfast.  As American tourists, we copped out a little, and settled on a place that had an English language menu.  In the end, the fear of hacking our way through ordering with our broken and disjointed Japanese language skills actually led us to another great experience.  It turned out that the proprietor of the restaurant had lived part of his life in Hawaii.  He proceeded to spend more than an hour feeding us the freshest sushi we have ever had in our lives and teaching us conversational Japanese.  When we finished, he took a photo with us posing on some random delivery scooter that was parked on the street.


This surreal visit to Japan's national hub of seafood pretty much cemented my expectations that a visit to Japan would be like some weird and wonderful dream.  I can tell you without hesitation that Japan met or exceeded these expectations in every conceivable way.


Leave it to the Japanese to invent the quirky little utility trucks that swarm Tsukiji and also to make a detailed miniature of it in toy form.  This toy is part of the Tomica line of die-cast vehicles.  They are similar to the Matchbox cars and Hotwheels that we are familiar with.  The Tomica cars tend to be more detailed and realistic than the ubiquitous small die-cast vehicles available here in the U.S.  


There are many interesting details on this toy.  The main vehicle comes packaged with two 4-wheel accessory carts.  The carts are loaded with seafood tubs.  The blue colored tubs on one of the carts have a nice detailed representation of six little fish on a bed of ice.  The best detail of all is the "tuna" that is included, as cargo, on the main vehicle.  The "tuna" is molded in a rubbery material to give it a more seafood-like texture.  In typical Japanese fashion, the packaging is nice as well.  This little die-cast toy comes in a small box with detailed artwork representing the actual vehicle.


Have a closer look at the Tomica Mitsubishi Nichiyu Forklift Eletruck and re-enact the excitement of the world's largest wholesale fish market.  It's the toy of the week.






Saturday, September 26, 2015

Gold Homer Buddah Karmic Redemption


Many of you have read my sad, self-piteous story of how I was robbed of the chance to acquire the 2012 Comic Con Exclusive Kidrobot Gold Homer Buddha.  Life's a bitch, isn't it?  Sometimes you get the shaft as a toy collector, and sometimes, if only occasionally, the toy gods smile upon you.

Thanks to my brother-in-law and a good friend, I have been receiving Loot Crate for a total four months now as a birthday gift.  For those who are asking, "WTF is Loot Crate?," it is a subscription based service that sends you a box of geeky merch every month.  It's a pretty cool gift for the geek in your life.  I have gotten some good stuff but nothing particularly life-changing... until last week, that is.

The following series of photos show the unboxing moments, as they unfolded, captioned with the precise thoughts I was having at the aforementioned moments:
 "Wait, what is that peeking out from under the Pikaju hat?!!"
 "Wait, what? NO!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!"
"IT IS!!!!!  It's so beautiful!" (Tears streaming down my face.)

There is now a great contentment in our household.  Sure, this version is only 3" instead of the SDCC one, which was 7", but that's okay.  There is still some exclusivity to it.  Currently, these mini gold Homer Buddhas can easily be found on eBay for $10-$20.  Eventually though, they will find their way into the hands of the truly devoted fans.  Availability will decline, and prices will rise.  It is the way of the world.  On that note, at the time of this posting, there are three examples of the SDCC exclusive 7" version on eBay, with prices ranging from $350.00 to $675.35.  Holy crap! That IS expensive.

Now, please enjoy some pictures of the September 2015, Loot Crate, Kidrobot Gold Homer Buddha:




Very lucky, indeed!

Saturday, September 19, 2015

The Macross Tomahawk has more guns and missiles than should be allowed.


There was one show that meant more to my childhood than any other.  This "cartoon" was a revolution for many of us here in the United States.  Never had we seen anything quite like it.  The fact that it was a continuing story from one episode to the next was enough to set it apart from other kids' shows of the time.  Additionally, this show incorporated decidedly adult themes surrounding love, death, and the toll of war.  In the U.S., we knew this show as Robotech.


Robotech was adapted from three different Japanese animated series.  The first chapter brought Super Dimensional Fortress Macross to American audiences.  In the Robotech universe, it was simply called "The Macross Saga."  The story creator of Macross, Shoji Kawamori, succinctly describes the plot as "a love triangle against the backdrop of great battles."  This series shines for the spectacular mechanical designs done by Mr. Kawamori, along with Kazutaka Miyatake.  The story rationalized the use of giant humanoid robots, or "mecha", as the most practical means of fighting a race of hostile giant aliens.

I fell in love with this show when I was 11 years old.  It was 1986, and I was in the sixth grade.  At that point, kids were determining who was "cool" and who wasn't.  Let's just say, for me, being openly obsessed with an animated Sci Fi series didn't exactly increase my social standing.  Quite honestly, I didn't give two shits that people would make fun of me for liking Robotech.  I knew it was not only bad ass, but it was also great animation art.  I also like to think that I had some intuition that I was destined for a creative career.  Appreciating great art and great mechanical design definitely contributed to where I am today as a designer and builder of mechanical interactive science exhibits.

Perhaps some of the social torment I endured, because of loving Robotech, created a particularly poignant form of nostalgia for me.  I now recognize some of the flaws in Macross, but I still love it.  And if pressed, I will argue that these mecha designs are still some of the greatest ever created.  The fact that these designs resonate with people is difficult to dispute because new toys are still being based on them.  As a young artist, I could recognize this, and I spent much time analyzing the designs and drawing them myself. 

The centerpiece of Macross Mecha designs were the elegant transforming jet fighters known as "Veritech Fighters." (In Japan they called them Valkeries.)  However, there were some non-transforming mecha designs that were just as great. 

Looking not unlike bipedal armored military tanks, the "Destroids" had a more brutish and utilitarian design.  There were five distinct Destroid designs and subtle variations of each of them.  As story devices, the Destroids were sort of like the "red shirt guy" in Star Trek.  Indeed, in the show, we would only catch small glimpses of them just before being blown up by the bad guys.

Despite the secondary role of the Destroids in the show, and the often disappointing fate they suffered, they are still a cornerstone of the Macross mecha designs.  In 2008, toy manufacturer Yamato recognized this by giving Macross fans the Destroid toy they always wanted.  It was a highly detailed and posable representation of "Tomahawk," known as "Excaliber MK VI" by American audiences.  Tomahawk is sort of a humanoid Howitzer: a legged platform for cannons and missiles.  In fact, you could say that the design is a bit overboard on guns and missiles but that is part of the charm I suppose.

This toy is spectacular in it's detail and finish, It has excellent articulation, opening missile hatches and cockpit, and that is why it is The Toy of the Week.  As the feature toy for September, you can enjoy more pictures of it in the gallery.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Why is there a mine in my front yard?


I still remember the day that my parents brought me to see Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.  There was a moment before we left for the Har-Mar Mall movie theater when my dad explained that there was some potentially upsetting imagery in the film.  I honestly have no recollection what my response to his fatherly warning was.  I do feel like, at that moment, my nine-year old brain was immediately translating a loving and concerned parental warning as pandering condescension.  I think, like most kids, I wanted to prove my independence.  In an irritated child-like way, I probably dismissed my dad's warning and said, "It'll be FINE, Dad!"

In this situation, I may have been right to dismiss the warning.  If you are reading this and you don't understand what all the fuss was about, why my dad felt the need to have this little heart-to-heart, then I would have to ask you what rock you have been living under--or if you were you born after the year 1984.  Temple of Doom caused a huge controversy because it had a level of gore and violence that seemed to push the boundaries of the PG-rating that the movie was given.  Ultimately, Steven Spielberg, who directed the film, would lobby for the addition of a new rating between PG and R.  The new rating, PG-13, was instituted later that same year, and Temple of Doom was very much the catalyst for the change.  The scene where a cult leader, named Mola Ram, ritualistically pulls the still-beating heart from the chest of a human sacrifice had a surrealistic and almost cartoonish quality to it.  I don't recall being all that disturbed by it.  But I get it: what parent, in their right mind, would bring a kid to see a movie with a scene like that without some sort of "disclaimer" being issued? Apparently, quite a few parents would because, despite being skewered by many critics, the film was a financial success.

I think it is fair to say that the most lasting impression left by Temple of Doom on my nine-year-old self was not the human sacrifice but, instead, the mine-car chase scene.  Like many other parts of the movie, it had a goofy undertone, but really, who cared?  The mine-car chase remained one of the most entertaining and innovative cinematic action sequences, even to this day.  This, combined with my general obsession with machinery and anything that travels on rails, means that, over the years, I have developed this idea that I needed some sort of mining equipment for my very own.

Actual mining cars and full-size replicas can be found for sale, but they are quite large and heavy.  The chase sequence in Temple of Doom was shot with a combination of stop-motion animated scale models and full-size props.  So, I decided to take a leaf from the filmmakers' book and build some scale models.   Now, here is the part where I drift into the "technical" weeds of these models, so if you don't give a rat's ass about that sort of stuff, then go ahead, and skip to the pictures.  Otherwise, read on!

The first mine car I ever built was a V-dump type of car, fabricated from aluminum and steel.  I designed it with an inside frame so the spoked wheels would be a nice visible feature.  I built it to a scale of 1" = 1' (1:12).  I expanded on this by fabricating a second V-dump car, a small outside frame flat car, and a small crane.







A few years ago, I got the itch for something bigger, so I fabricated a mine car using steel, plastic, and wood parts in, much larger, 1:5 scale.  The larger scale allowed increased detail.  However, I really wanted to add more of a storytelling component and create a context for my mine cars.  The logical conclusion was that I needed some mining structures to provide an environment in which to display my models.   To create dramatic and large looking structures in the available space, I decided to re-visit the smaller 1:12 scale that I started with.

The first structure I built was an ore tipple.  A tipple is essentially a large elevated hopper with chutes for transferring ore from small mine cars to larger railroad cars.  The tipple model was quite large and heavy, so it had to remain outdoors year round.  This meant I needed to select materials that could withstand the elements.  For the most part, it was constructed from redwood treated with a preservative.  There were also some metal parts which allowed the chutes to open and close.

Since the tipple was merely a transfer point for the ore, I wanted to focus on building the actual mine itself.  Here are some images of the mine under construction.  It will replicate a horizontal tunnel and a vertical shaft.  The tunnel goes about 38" into the side of a small hill and has rails for the display of my mining cars.  The shaft will have a head-frame and hoist, which I have yet to build.  Since this tunnel has to be buried under a couple feet of soil, I decided to build it from plastic to prevent rotting.  Some visible parts are made from treated redwood, but the tunnel and shaft are plastic that has been painted to look like weathered wood and rock.  This project is just getting underway, so I will update as progress continues.


As you can see, I'm crazy.  But I am a crazy person with a mine in my yard!  How many people get to say that?